tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post8218697212715605255..comments2024-01-26T06:20:22.847-08:00Comments on I Rolled A Zero: SUETHULU: We Do Something Significant, Part 3Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-12847874271926638932022-08-17T09:54:12.836-07:002022-08-17T09:54:12.836-07:00It made it easier to blow up, I assume. It made it easier to blow up, I assume. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-13815161975306754522021-04-28T20:17:06.432-07:002021-04-28T20:17:06.432-07:00I'm still trying to understand how the "C...I'm still trying to understand how the "Cheese with several kilos of radio-detonatable coffee in the bottom" ruined Marty's day. Did it make the van more trackable, or easier to hijack?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-54323428719865789522018-05-17T21:28:52.076-07:002018-05-17T21:28:52.076-07:00Well, I guess every game I run from here on out is...Well, I guess every game I run from here on out is going to include cheese-forges. It's not often that a complete idiot gets such a hilariously wonderful idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-18499243277861421062017-10-16T12:01:54.538-07:002017-10-16T12:01:54.538-07:00This story couldn't have a more satisfying end...This story couldn't have a more satisfying ending. And they beat him with his own methods too: they knew exactly what he would do to screw them over so they used even that to their advantage.Zoro the Galladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10724758740411269154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-72970308306465222662017-09-22T20:38:57.958-07:002017-09-22T20:38:57.958-07:00This is where I finally realized how knowledge (no...This is where I finally realized how knowledge (not INT) works in the Martyverse. You don't know anything that isn't directly related to your job, in which case you're the leading expert on it (because nobody else has any knowledge pertaining to it). A soldier doesn't know how to pistol-whip someone, because pistol-whipping wasn't explicitly listed in their training manual. A surgeon doesn't know how to treat the common cold.<br /><br />It's a world of Marty PCs, where everybody only needs one skill. Which is why the bugger is so proud about calling himself a Renaissance Man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-48548841530709218492017-06-18T22:54:04.519-07:002017-06-18T22:54:04.519-07:00I'm so glad I'm not the only person who th...I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought that.GreatWyrmGoldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08287675831732114473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-75620225986297253132016-04-22T06:52:23.437-07:002016-04-22T06:52:23.437-07:00Old man Henderson, is that you?Old man Henderson, is that you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-27952490958810395242015-08-02T02:46:24.214-07:002015-08-02T02:46:24.214-07:00HAHAHAH BRILLIANT, brilliant brilliant brilliant F...HAHAHAH BRILLIANT, brilliant brilliant brilliant FUCKING BRILLIANT HAHAHAH I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS<br /><br />my god the sense of satisfaction that must come from beatin GMarty hahah my god, it was so satisfying just imagining it oh if only i could see he's face<br /><br />and MY GOD that whole scene playing out in my mind, you guys setting up the ambush, the fight scene, the back and forth between Jim and Ceal, walking away with cheese wheels as mementos before blowing thie building PURE ART, ah if only i had the skills i would love to animate that entire session and send it to u guys. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-25430694227049006852014-04-14T12:01:35.171-07:002014-04-14T12:01:35.171-07:00That's fine as long as you realize that you ar...That's fine as long as you realize that you are choosing Awesome over reality. Marty thinks cheese *really is* made with forges.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-20595271932830351892014-03-13T17:35:41.638-07:002014-03-13T17:35:41.638-07:00With hope to the future of our species, he wont.With hope to the future of our species, he wont.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-24669976433431917502013-10-24T22:40:40.233-07:002013-10-24T22:40:40.233-07:00I'm sorry, but cheese forges are the best thin...I'm sorry, but cheese forges are the best things ever. <br /><br />This is now how cheese is made in any game I run. <br /><br />Though I promise not to be a complete bumbling moron about everything else.<br /><br />Cheese Forges!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00565983070212595136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-25285169239830656522013-09-25T23:27:14.881-07:002013-09-25T23:27:14.881-07:00I have, Gods help me, Read The Whole Thing.
I app...I have, Gods help me, Read The Whole Thing.<br /><br />I applaud your patience with this rancid twatwaffle. How on earth did you not ragequit and/or re-arrange his face on account of his Criminal Assholery?<br /><br /><br />SewerDwellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05783264005006417842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-19317926249701578262013-09-23T22:11:37.256-07:002013-09-23T22:11:37.256-07:00I was annoyingly not using my gun since I knew the...I was annoyingly not using my gun since I knew the guy I was fighting was undead (due to taking a shot to the nethers and THROUGH HIS HEAD) and it was the guy that killed my last character. The bullets I had could only store lvl 1 spells and I had prepared radiation blasts, which I was pretty sure were not going to work. I was using my lvl 2 positive energy/healing lasers which had a chance of knocking me out.MM&Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11105833574249722534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-89919482224195845812013-09-23T11:27:52.270-07:002013-09-23T11:27:52.270-07:00Cheese forges. One knot taking two minutes to tie....Cheese forges. One knot taking two minutes to tie. Banning baking soda and not realizing what implications that would have for food. How is Marty going to survive in the real world?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-17613981442814163732013-09-23T09:26:14.413-07:002013-09-23T09:26:14.413-07:00Because Marty is deathly afraid of the PCs ruining...Because Marty is deathly afraid of the PCs ruining his "perfect" (Is it possible to do colored text in comments?) plot with their antics, and if they become more powerful, he thinks their plot-ruining capability will increase. Every action he's taken has been to cut their ability to act down to the absolute minimum, and denying the PCs XP is fairly typical.Arbanenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-23747341804744206152013-09-23T08:12:27.882-07:002013-09-23T08:12:27.882-07:00Also, why in the infinite layers of the abyss are ...Also, why in the infinite layers of the abyss are the ineffectual NPCs getting XP for failing to contribute?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05263924645842755449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-19578655038592996702013-09-23T05:55:17.272-07:002013-09-23T05:55:17.272-07:00You FORGE your cheeses? What kind of cheese do Mar...You FORGE your cheeses? What kind of cheese do Marty-americans have, anyway?<br /><br />Also, I can't get over the enormous physics fail that is solidifying (cheesing) a liquid (milk) by (super)heating it.JBentonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-54225393631127878142013-09-23T05:30:21.838-07:002013-09-23T05:30:21.838-07:00I also note he continues to parse "hit with a...I also note he continues to parse "hit with a gun" as "shoot."Berolinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-44061662670934982052013-09-23T04:56:04.048-07:002013-09-23T04:56:04.048-07:00It's worse than that, even. I had proficiency ...It's worse than that, even. I had proficiency with both pistols and clubs, but not the pistol(club) proficiency.ZeRollerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10820203621132179240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2175768020594264444.post-80222835514470875302013-09-23T04:50:52.974-07:002013-09-23T04:50:52.974-07:00I bet Chief Circle was outraged when/if he realize...I bet Chief Circle was outraged when/if he realized that you weren't being perfectly forthcoming with why you wanted whatever you wanted anymore. Foolish CC.<br /><br />Cheese forges! If the GM was anyone else, I'd ask if you could substitute some kind of Blacksmithing skill to make cheese in that universe. As it is...<br /><br />...I note that his "Pathfinder-killer" has gone far back from 3.anything edition D&D; you can't even try to hit someone with a weapon you don't have a specific proficiency in.<br /><br />Also you needed a Cheesemaking check to throw captives into a cheese forge. Really. It's amazing that this guy can look into a mirror without realizing, "I am looking at an idiot."Berolinoreply@blogger.com