This is, in short, a very long rant about all the horrible RPGs I (and my friends and colleagues, and possibly others) have been part of throughout our gaming careers. It's a repository for all of our sarcastic and hopefully amusing complaining about awful DMs, systems, sessions, and players. Everything not published is anonymized, because it's not my intention to hurt anyone . It is my hope that this makes you laugh, groan, and perhaps take away from here a list of things that don't work.
Incidentally, format, ordering, and so forth may change as time goes on. So by all means complain about them if you want; just please don't try to identify anyone mentioned herein.
If you should want your own story of bad homebrew and bad sessions added to the list, by all means, submit it, along with how you'd like to be identified. Or if there's something you want to hear more about, by all means demand it.